I'll be in North Carolina at a Dean's conference for about a week and doubt I'll be anywhere near a computer. No blog updates until I get back.
I'll be giving a speech on Saturday night entitled "Double Secret Probation: Discipline as the Key to Maintaining Order on Campus."
While I'm gone Greg Marmalard will in charge even though he's a sneaky little shit. You twerps behave yourselves or you'll be out of here like shit through a goose.
If fizzies are dropped on the swim meet or medical school cadavers delivered to the alumni dinner I'll know who to blame.
Oh, and keep Neidermeyer's horse out of my office. That thing has a bad heart.
Dean Vernon Wormer