Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests.. we did

I'll be in North Carolina at a Dean's conference for about a week and doubt I'll be anywhere near a computer. No blog updates until I get back.

I'll be giving a speech on Saturday night entitled "Double Secret Probation: Discipline as the Key to Maintaining Order on Campus."

While I'm gone Greg Marmalard will in charge even though he's a sneaky little shit. You twerps behave yourselves or you'll be out of here like shit through a goose.

If fizzies are dropped on the swim meet or medical school cadavers delivered to the alumni dinner I'll know who to blame.

Oh, and keep Neidermeyer's horse out of my office. That thing has a bad heart.

Dean Vernon Wormer


Swinebread said...

No reports from NC?

that's too bad

Don Snabulus said...

Have a safe trip! Don't believe what they say about the War of Northern Oppression.

mwb said...

I know this trick.

He'll hide around the corner and sneak back just when the party really gets started.

Bradda said...

Say hi to Fawn for me!

Overdroid said...

Hmmm, Maybe I'll post here just to cause some chaos. I know how to google movie images too. . .

Fran said...

Dean's conference my ass!

Where are you off to? Well have fun in a blog free world!!!

pissed off patricia said...

If we fu*k around will we be put on double secret probation?

I'm takin' names.

Randal Graves said...

If you hear of anyone badmouthing the United States of America, it wasn't me.

Unconventional Conventionist said...

If there's a bunch of food fighting while you're gone, it, erm, wasn't me.

Dr. Zaius said...
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Dr. Zaius said...

We need somebody to drive us to the Food King. I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.

BTW, where can I buy 10,000 marbles?

Distributorcap said...

are you going to see Otis Day and the Knights?

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