Tuesday, April 15, 2008

There's already been one radical in the White House. I don't believe it could survive another.

What we need in a President.

We need a President who is...

Comfortable around firearms.

A non-smoker.

Bowls well.

Wears a flag lapel.

Doesn't have a funny sounding foreign name.

Doesn't believe people are bitter.


Freida Bee said...

Don't forget, "Can hold her liquor."

Don Snabulus said...

Sorry, I am too bitter from the time I was under fire in Bosnia from the Shiite Hindus there.

Arkonbey said...

Is that a presidential pizza that McCain and Bush are sharing?

Randal Graves said...

My friends, that last photo proves that I like cake. If you don't vote for me, you hate cake. Can you live with yourself?

Free gas for everyone!

Love, John Sidney

Dean Wormer said...


D'oh. How could I have forgotten that one. Or "Orders coffee instead of orange juice."


Understandable. At least it's not the Sunni Buddhists. Those guys are mean.


Hold the anchovies, extra cheese and add a side of endless wars, please.


Now, now. He's not proposing free gas. Just cutting the cost by 20%. I know this because the math geniuses on t.v. told me so.

Dr. Zaius said...

I will have you know that I am very pro-cake, as well.

Dean Wormer said...

I will have you know that I am very pro-cake, as well.

That's one thing I admire in you: your willingness to take bold stands. Your pro-puppy arguments have been nothing short of inspirational.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Sounds like mt except my bowling average is a puny 138.

Dean Wormer said...

dr. monkey-

Since you're a good bowler I'd endorse you for president if I didn't fear what Zaius would do to me while I slept. He's very serious about his candidacy.

Swinebread said...

that post was awesome! (hint hint)!

pissed off patricia said...

swinebread and I are on the same brain wave I think. I was going to say we need a president who doesn't tell the Pope that his speech was awesome.

Distributorcap said...

i once bowled a 220 -- can i run?