What we need in a President.We need a President who is...
Comfortable around firearms.
A non-smoker.
Bowls well.
Wears a flag lapel.
Doesn't have a funny sounding foreign name.
Doesn't believe people are bitter.
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Don't forget, "Can hold her liquor."
Sorry, I am too bitter from the time I was under fire in Bosnia from the Shiite Hindus there.
Is that a presidential pizza that McCain and Bush are sharing?
My friends, that last photo proves that I like cake. If you don't vote for me, you hate cake. Can you live with yourself?
Free gas for everyone!
Love, John Sidney
freida-
D'oh. How could I have forgotten that one. Or "Orders coffee instead of orange juice."
don-
Understandable. At least it's not the Sunni Buddhists. Those guys are mean.
arkonbey-
Hold the anchovies, extra cheese and add a side of endless wars, please.
randal-
Now, now. He's not proposing free gas. Just cutting the cost by 20%. I know this because the math geniuses on t.v. told me so.
I will have you know that I am very pro-cake, as well.
I will have you know that I am very pro-cake, as well.
That's one thing I admire in you: your willingness to take bold stands. Your pro-puppy arguments have been nothing short of inspirational.
Sounds like mt except my bowling average is a puny 138.
dr. monkey-
Since you're a good bowler I'd endorse you for president if I didn't fear what Zaius would do to me while I slept. He's very serious about his candidacy.
that post was awesome! (hint hint)!
swinebread and I are on the same brain wave I think. I was going to say we need a president who doesn't tell the Pope that his speech was awesome.
i once bowled a 220 -- can i run?
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