A few examples-
A form of voting that does not involve the inconvenience of having to get up off the couch and walk to a high school gymnasium.
The process by which Americans are quadrennially reminded of Iowa's existence.
A male or female at least 70 years of age.
The degree to which each candidate is able to hide the extent to which he or she is full of shit.
Individuals who are very savvy politically, but don't have enough hair to run for office themselves.
I've come up with a couple on my own-
The process by which things are written into law that even the legislators aren't stupid enough to pass.
So named because they sink every substantive discussion of politics.
Saying anything that can any way be construed negatively about the candidate I support.
Any of your own you'd like to add?