Islamist Squirrel attacks grade school.
A squirrel went on the attack in a San Jose elementary school Wednesday, bloodying an 11-year-old girl and a parent in a slashing, biting assault and injuring a second grown-up before making its escape.
All three victims from Evergreen Elementary School were treated for bites and scratches at a local hospital, school district spokesman Will Ector said, and all were undergoing rabies treatment as a precaution. They also were administered antibiotics, he said.
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The squirrel dashed off after attacking the girl, and the school went into a lockdown as a safety precaution, Ector said. Traps have been set.
As a precaution President Bush immediately rushed to a secure location in Nebraska.
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Was it a cyber-squirrel?
I can't believe someone would hate that little girl's freedom like that...
In the war against Squirrels I quote that general from the battle of the bulge when ordered to surrender when surrounded by Germans:
"Nuts."
The real tragedy is that the Islamist Squirrels in Colorado infected themselves with Bubonic Plague in order to be more effective against the "great satan" nation of the good ol' USA.
Squirrel terrorists, they're such haters.
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