Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points!

I consulted the Death Race Judges about the recent series of movie stars such as Keanu Reeves and Lindsay Lohan running over paparazzi and they confirmed my suspicions- points are scored for hitting and killing members of society that are actually valuable. Paparazzi are actually negative points.


Swinebread said...

I make a point of not making comments about lame celeb news...

oops too late. :)

Don Snabulus said...

Rule 1 to not getting hit by a car: Don't stand in front of them when they accelerate.

Problem solved.

ladybug said...

The news rag I read stated that the pap guy (he, he) was actually standing in front of his car.

That means he was being a big-time jerk, as well as being a dumbass.

Maybe he should go play on the freeway, and bring some friends.