I was able to contact my Farber graduate White House mole last night to gleen some of the reaction to the election from the principle players-
President Bush "Just like the last election I earned political capital last night. In this case it's what I call 'deficit political capital." I intend to spend it."
Donald Rumsfeld "Goodness gracious, gee golly wilikers."
Dick Cheney "Unfortunately tonight the American people decided to join our enemies and, through their reckless actions in the ballot box, provide the terrorists with a key to our house. A major city will now be hit."
Rush Limbaugh "Folks, if it weren't for Democrats we would have won this election."
Secretary Rice "I called the Iraqi ambassador to express to him that our policy towards his country would not change as a result of this vote and unfortunately he could not stop laughing."