Showing posts with label Squirrels. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Squirrels. Show all posts

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Bullwinkle, do you know what an A-Bomb is?


Islamist Squirrel attacks grade school.
A squirrel went on the attack in a San Jose elementary school Wednesday, bloodying an 11-year-old girl and a parent in a slashing, biting assault and injuring a second grown-up before making its escape.

All three victims from Evergreen Elementary School were treated for bites and scratches at a local hospital, school district spokesman Will Ector said, and all were undergoing rabies treatment as a precaution. They also were administered antibiotics, he said.

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The squirrel dashed off after attacking the girl, and the school went into a lockdown as a safety precaution, Ector said. Traps have been set.
As a precaution President Bush immediately rushed to a secure location in Nebraska.