Rhett, don't. I shall faint.

Just because the photo makes me happy...


BTW: these are the vary same troops who the right expects to join them in their threatened anti-tax, teabagger revolt against Obama and the federal government. Good luck with that.

I've always thought a good lashing with a buggy whip would benefit you immensely.

I was looking around for something light/ funny to post on a Friday afternoon and unfortunately ran across the opposite in this cartoon posted by Wild Bill over at "Passionate America" (what a novel idea for a website - an angry conservative.)

Wouldn't it be great if we didn't have to ride airplanes with Muslims and people in wheelchairs? We wouldn't have to go through security checkpoints or anything. All the terrorists would be relegated to "Multicultural Airlines" so we could fly in peace.

With our own kind.

Unless, of course, the terrorists look like this guy...

(Above - Timothy McVeigh, Wingnut Christian Honky Terrorist)

Marriage, fun? Fiddle-dee-dee. Fun for men you mean.

Darn those gay activist Senators who voted against the marriage amendment.

A lot of people seem to still have this quaint idea that the constitution is nothing more than a detailed list of the government's rights. They see it as a checklist of rights we've allowed our government to have. Many call these people "constitutional scholars."

I call them maroons.

Those of us out here in Wal-Mart loving middle America know what the constitution is really suppossed to be: a list of the stuff we as citizens can and, more importantly, can't do. So we get to keep guns, go to church where and when we want (as long as it has a cross) and we get to say NO when Nathan Lane wants to tie the knot with Elton John.