No one can pull the wool over my eyes. Cashmere maybe, but wool, never.

Aha!

From Mary Ann's Gilligan's Island Cookbook the recipe for Mary Ann's Famous Coconut Cream Pie.

3 egg yolks
dash of salt
1/4 cup sugar
3 cups milk
2 tablespoons butter
1/2 cup corn starch
1 cup coconut
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
1 q/p purple haze or skunk fresh ganja.
1 baked 9-inch pie shell
3 egg whites
coconut for garnish


I'm telling you it was right under our noses the whole time.