The Dean's Office
Friday, October 09, 2009

When an armed and threatening power lands uninvited in our capitol, we don't meet him with tea and cookies!

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H ow can Barack Obama win the Nobel Peace Prize when he's attacking the moon unprovoked?
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Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Who said that? Gary Cooper? James Stewart? Henry Fonda? Eh?

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T his is a wonderful idea that Slash Films had. They're asking people to list their favorite movie scenes. As the author mentions this ...
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Thursday, September 24, 2009

All dogs go to heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind.

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T his is a post about dogs. One dog in particular. This last week I've been worried about my friend Lisa's puppy Chloe. The little g...
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Monday, September 14, 2009

Sometimes a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do.

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T his last weekend upwards of 50,000-60,000 teabagging douchebags descended on the streets of Washington D.C. to loudly voice their anger at...
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Tuesday, September 01, 2009

You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

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I 've been struggling with this all morning. It's a vile accusation about a very unfunny subject. But that's really not the poi...
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Friday, August 28, 2009

Kirk Douglas... Van Gogh... ear.

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A little example of why I love Portland... Yesterday I took a break from work and walked the block or so from my office to the greatest use...
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Goodbye Teddy

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I sit here muddling through a sense of disbelief that Ted Kennedy has passed away. It certainly comes as no shock under the circumstances. I...
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Thursday, August 20, 2009

You know, Mr. Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in... 60 years.

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I n response to the same sort of budget shortfalls plaguing most other states this July the Oregon legislature passed a $700 million dollar ...
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Tuesday, August 11, 2009

The ship is in ship-shape shape.

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I watched a bit of the ridiculous Specter townhall and wasn't surprised that senator tool tweeted this bullshit shortly after the meet...
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Friday, August 07, 2009

You're a mean father, you'll never give me anything I want! And I won't go to school till I have it!

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Y ou have one of those unruly 8-year old children for which Ritalin may be a good idea. The child is disrespectful of the rules of the house...
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