Monday, November 24, 2008

I wouldn't do that. It's Thanksgiving.

If a piano plays in the forrest and there's nobody around to hear it does it make a sound?


Mystery piano, abandoned deep in the woods, baffles Cape Cod police

HARWICH, Mass. - Harwich police have a musical mystery on their hands: Who left a piano in the middle of the woods? And why?

The Baldwin piano discovered in the Bells Neck woods appears to be in perfect working condition and had a matching bench as if it had recently been played.

My theory: Lucy finally had it with Schroeder ignoring her romantic overtures and offed the poor boy.
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12 comments:

  1. ladybug8:53 AM

    Lucy's always had a dark side....

    Now what she REALLY needs is a dangerous sexy bad boy like Edward Cullen to set her straight!

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  2. Life As I Know It Now12:16 PM

    if they didn't want that piano I would have taken it off their hands for free!

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  3. Fran12:49 PM

    Dean Wormer- have you been to Massachusetts lately?

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  4. Don Snabulus1:12 PM

    Remember that last piano moving thing we did, Dean? I feel a lot stronger now since it took a half dozen people to move the little thing in the article here.

    Xylophone Abs!

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  5. Dean Wormer3:04 PM

    Ladybug-

    I await your Twilight/ Peanuts crossover fiction.

    Liberality-

    Hey, yeah. A perfectly good piano thrown away.

    Franiam-

    If it had been me it would've been bagpipes.

    don-

    Next time it comes to moving a piano I say we dissassemble the thing and reassemble it at it's destination. Then we can move it key by key.

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  6. Christian Zamora3:08 PM

    Lucy always was the psycho. Now that she's all grown up, there's nothing that can stop her.

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  7. Ubermilf3:35 PM

    You're all just scared of a strong, powerful woman.

    It's not Lucy's fault Charlie Brown is stupid.

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  8. Christian Zamora3:43 PM

    Übermilf is so darn right!

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  9. BAC6:09 PM

    ... or, it's the work of parents who someday want their child to play Carnegie Hall but just can't stand the practice!


    BAC

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  10. Randal Graves5:33 AM

    Schroeder wasn't scared of her, and look what happened.

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  11. Thomas Fummo5:49 AM

    Great Beethoven's ghost!

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  12. Dean Wormer8:17 AM

    comics-

    I think that's true. You can see the lack of soul in her eyes.

    ubermilf-

    Hmmpph. Charlie isn't stupid. He simply takes women at face value. A fatal mistake every time.

    Bac-

    HA! That makes more sense.

    Randal-

    True, but I'm now second guessing my Schroeder theory. For one thing he didn't play a real piano.

    TF-

    Thanks Perry, but doesn't the Daily Planet need you back in your office?

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