Tuesday, April 15, 2008

There's already been one radical in the White House. I don't believe it could survive another.


What we need in a President.

We need a President who is...



Comfortable around firearms.

A non-smoker.


Bowls well.



Wears a flag lapel.



Doesn't have a funny sounding foreign name.

Doesn't believe people are bitter.

12 comments:

  1. Don't forget, "Can hold her liquor."

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  2. Sorry, I am too bitter from the time I was under fire in Bosnia from the Shiite Hindus there.

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  3. Is that a presidential pizza that McCain and Bush are sharing?

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  4. My friends, that last photo proves that I like cake. If you don't vote for me, you hate cake. Can you live with yourself?

    Free gas for everyone!

    Love, John Sidney

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  5. freida-

    D'oh. How could I have forgotten that one. Or "Orders coffee instead of orange juice."

    don-

    Understandable. At least it's not the Sunni Buddhists. Those guys are mean.

    arkonbey-

    Hold the anchovies, extra cheese and add a side of endless wars, please.

    randal-

    Now, now. He's not proposing free gas. Just cutting the cost by 20%. I know this because the math geniuses on t.v. told me so.

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  6. I will have you know that I am very pro-cake, as well.

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  7. I will have you know that I am very pro-cake, as well.

    That's one thing I admire in you: your willingness to take bold stands. Your pro-puppy arguments have been nothing short of inspirational.

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  8. Sounds like mt except my bowling average is a puny 138.

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  9. dr. monkey-

    Since you're a good bowler I'd endorse you for president if I didn't fear what Zaius would do to me while I slept. He's very serious about his candidacy.

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  10. that post was awesome! (hint hint)!

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  11. swinebread and I are on the same brain wave I think. I was going to say we need a president who doesn't tell the Pope that his speech was awesome.

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  12. i once bowled a 220 -- can i run?

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