Wednesday, April 23, 2008

That man can be domesticated.

It's beginning to look like the rule of Zaius may start early- "Florida monkeys revolt, citizens remain calm."

I, for one, welcome our new Patas overlords.

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  1. Florida monkeys revolt, citizens remain calm

    Adding to the confusion is the difficulty in distiquishing citzens of Florida from escaped monkeys.

    At least they are not having to deal with Revolting Cocks.

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  2. Go Monkeys! They could rule Florida better than the current governor.

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  3. By the way, here is what our legislators are fussing about in a time of major budget deficits, record home foreclosures (in this state), cuts in both primary and secondary education.

    Nutsack.

    Oh, and here's a nice little gem that will insure a lawsuit. 'Cause we can afford to shell out $1 million or so just like Dover.

    This state truly is America's weiner.

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  4. spirula-

    Great band. That quote reminds me of boot camp. That is- if I was ever in the military.

    don-

    They fling poo just like real politicians.

    spirula-

    The headline is hysterical- Senate Bill Would Snip Faux Testicles On Vehicle Bumpers

    If the state was smart it would co-opt the image and sell it on license plates.

    As for the other bill on evolution - OMFG!

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  5. Aha! Another sign of the coming Apeocolypse!

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  6. Monkey-

    Best news for you!

    zaius-

    All I can ask is that you please rule with a furry velvet glove instead of an furry iron fist.

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  7. Tell them all to go to Tallahassee, they would have to do a better job than is being done now.

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  8. PoP-

    From what I read of Tallahassee are you sure they're not already in charge?

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  9. This doesn't mean the brain experimentation is going to start, is it?

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  10. randal-

    Not sure you need to worry about that. :)

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