Wednesday, March 26, 2008

I've never had anything to say about that long-winded jackanapes, but he sure does know a way how to start a war.



McCain Asserts Allied Invasion of Normandy Could Mean World War 2.

McCain Asserts Ending Sex Will Prevent Pregnant Woman From Giving Birth.

McCain Asserts Closing Barn Door Could Prevent Yesterday's Escaped Horse.

You get the idea.
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7 comments:

  1. Arkonbey5:02 AM

    Nice twisted syllogistic trio.

    I won't belittle your accomplishment by attempting my own(I will be exceptionally verbose, however).

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  2. Randal Graves5:17 AM

    See, it's exactly this kind of straight talk that America needs!

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  3. Dean Wormer8:12 AM

    Arkon-

    Thanks. I'm glad I syllosismed well.

    randal-

    It certainly is. Or not.

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  4. Dr. Zaius1:45 PM

    "McCain Asserts Ending Sex Will Prevent Pregnant Woman From Giving Birth."

    Hmm... is time travel involved?

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  5. Dean Wormer8:27 AM

    zaius-

    I think you may have missed the point...

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  6. Don Snabulus4:55 PM

    He needs somebody to Wake. Him. Up.

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  7. Dean Wormer8:25 AM

    don-

    Tee hee.

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