Monday, January 14, 2008

I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her.

Of course the royal family wasn't plotting to kill Princess Diana.

It was Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick.

Duh.
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8 comments:

  1. Swinebread9:06 AM

    News of the Weird!

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  2. Westcoast Walker10:11 AM

    I heard that the Queen hired Colonel Mustard to follow Diana around, though the pistol was for purely ornamental reasons.

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  3. Dr. Zaius11:48 AM

    That is why the United Kindom was so eager to enter the Iraw War! They were pissed about Dodi!

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  4. Dean Wormer1:36 PM

    Swine-

    That would be the National Enquirer. Or the Washington Times.

    Or Fox.

    Westcoast -

    Yeah, it's NEVER the pistol.

    Zaius-

    I knew Diana was the crux of international world conflict. Thanks for that last piece of the puzzle.

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  5. Don Snabulus6:00 PM

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  6. Don Snabulus6:04 PM

    Maybe it was a preemptive strike against terror. The NSA has a time machine! They had to be sneaky about it because the hit against Islamofascism (to them, anybody brown and Muslim) was before the "new normal" (aka Bizarro World) of 9/11.

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  7. Dean Wormer8:13 AM

    Don-

    the NSA = the Paparazzi.

    Hmmm.

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  8. Don Snabulus10:18 AM

    (N)sa papar(AZ)z(I)

    ...just playing.

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