Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points!


I consulted the Death Race Judges about the recent series of movie stars such as Keanu Reeves and Lindsay Lohan running over paparazzi and they confirmed my suspicions- points are scored for hitting and killing members of society that are actually valuable. Paparazzi are actually negative points.
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3 comments:

  1. Swinebread8:46 PM

    I make a point of not making comments about lame celeb news...

    oops too late. :)

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  2. Don Snabulus7:22 AM

    Rule 1 to not getting hit by a car: Don't stand in front of them when they accelerate.

    Problem solved.

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  3. ladybug1:11 PM

    The news rag I read stated that the pap guy (he, he) was actually standing in front of his car.

    That means he was being a big-time jerk, as well as being a dumbass.

    Maybe he should go play on the freeway, and bring some friends.

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